Ultimate Green Goblin Tribute

As many of you know i´m not the biggest fan of the ultimate universe, in fact you could say i hate everything about it, but why is that you say. Well that´s what i´m going to tell you right now, not to much the Avengers comics, but more the ultimate Spiderman comic and show. So let´s start from issue one.

In this comic the basic rules of Spiderman are changed.....a bit the spider that bites Peter is made by Oscorb, which is a part i actually like, mainly because of the Sam Raimi movie. And well everything else that happens after the bite happens, oh except NORMAN SAW THE ENTIRE THING AND WANTS POWERS AS WELL NOW. So he tries it out himself with more sciensy stuff and in classic villainrule no 30, the lab explode and he appearently dies in it....................:/. So in the second comic a giant hooded goblin creature goes to Parkers school and fights Spiderman. Except he already knows that Spiderman is Peter.....................and here we have my main problem with the ultimate Spiderman comic. Literrally every single villain he fights knows who he is eighter do to him being useless or just already knowing it. And if you think that it doesn´t happen that often, the second villain he fights is Kingpin and Electro who defeat him and unmask him...........................................................................................................................................why?!? And the thing i don´t understand is that everyone says that the death of Spiderman is a great comic as the villains finally find out that he´s Spiderman and kill him. Except A: i don´t get why they didn´t do it years before and B: i hate this version of Peter Parker. Literally both versions do the Spidey-oneliners. Except they never shut up. It´s annoying and it makes fun of a actually treatening villain like Kingpin and Elektro(it also might be that my most hated character in all of comics does that as well). Anyways were was i......uh yeah, let´s talk about the villains. As you all know i haven´t used that many ultimate versions of the character and that´s quite simply. Let´s look at the Osborns first. Green Goblin is the Hulk with fireballs, na i´m not even joking, i don´t know why they thought that a bulky Goblin creature would be more terrifying than a guy on a glider with a creepy goblin mask who throughs granades but what do i know. Oh wait i know one thing, the Green Goblin in the ultimate universe is an unsimpathatic character. The point why i like the Green Goblin is that Norman himself has no control over his evil side. Making him a sad and tragic character with a great Jekyll and Hyde theme as well. Norman wants to be good usually he doesn´t want to be a madman who hurts many innosencent people and getting his son in danger. In the ultimate universe he doesn´t give a shit and just wants Spiderman captured for supersoldier shit or something. Or in the comic, turnig Harry into Hobgoblin and then killing him. Also Harry Osborn as Venom........never again. Any villains i like? Yes i actually like Venom and Carnage from the comics, Beetle while not the most fledged out has a great design. And Shocker is what i want Killer Moth to happen to someday. And that´s it, yup but if i had to say one last thing about ultimate Spiderman that annoys me, it´s one simple SHIELD CAN FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously one thing with Spiderman that´s good about him is that the comics are centerd around him. Here Shield comes and constantly annoys the fuck out of everyone. That´s why i gave up with the show as well. First five minutes Samuel Jackson Nick Fury comes says some useless shit and than is like here have these four useless peaces of shit. It´s the same problem i have with the MCU movies. Give me a movie CENTERED around the character don´t just have a movie simply to say" hey he´s now in the MCU did you know this guy will never walk one meter without having the avenger, shield or someother asshole hero stuck off his face. Yes the comics and Tas did that as well but at least there was a large gap between the first comic/episode and the episode featuring them.

Anyways yes i will use some ultimate villains in my future videos but only if they weren´t featured in to much....so Beetle, Dr Oc and Hydroman. Yeah that sounds about wright. If you´ll excuse me now since i probably won´t upload another video until my bithday. I´ll be working on a character that only people will remember that were on this side nine years ago or watched that one tribute i made that featured lowness. See ya till than folks, enjoy your #selfhatesunday

Oh yeah also Spider-Goblin, SPIDER-GOBLIN, SPIDER-MOTHERFUCKING-GOBLIN, what the actually fuck were you thinking writers.

Видео Ultimate Green Goblin Tribute канала Armi Productions