Meat Depressed - Romeo Ain't Julie Yet [Rehearsal 3/28/12]

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Lyrics by: Pete Depressed

Playing at Jacques on a Friday night
I can't believe my sight
There's a whole club filled with Amazon women
And the prettiest one's trying to get my attention

She's got legs up to here and breasts out to there
But something about her seemed a little queer
Looked like Lucy Lawless -- Talked like Demi Moore
In that drink a shot of whiskey smoke a pack a day voice

She's the prettiest girl I've ever seen
But things aren't always what they seem
What you see ain't always what you get
Romeo ain't Julie Yet

I took her out -- she didn't say a word
Knelt like she's prayin'
Quotes me chapter and verse
But when I tried to take off her dress
She said, "I don't think I know you well enough yet"

I tried to go down
But there was something up
I didn't know she's all nip and tuck
Turns out she's a he
But how was I to know
'Til she told me and the world
On the Jerry Springer show

Видео Meat Depressed - Romeo Ain't Julie Yet [Rehearsal 3/28/12] канала Andy Jones