Criminal masterminds

Soap and Eddie play criminal mastermind in the movie Lock Stock and 2 smoking barrels
subtitles - And what are we supposed|to do with these?
Put them on your head, stupid
Christ!
If you think I'm gonna|turn up there clean-shaven,
and greet them with a grin on my face,|you've got another think coming.
Now these fellas - they're your neighbours.
I thought it might be a good|idea to disguise ourselves a little.
Right...er, yeah, good thinking,|Soap. Well done.
I brought weapons as well.
Weapons?|What do you mean weapons?
These.
Jesus!
Let's keep 'em covered up.
Couldn't you get|anything a bit bigger?
What, like that?
What d'you think?
I think you need help.
Bar steward, can we have|a coupla drinks, please.
Have you seen your dad?
Hatchet sent|one of his men round.
Oh, shit. When?
Crazy.
Where'd you get these,|a fucking museum?
Nick the Greek.
How much did you part with?
700 for the pair.
Drachmas, I hope.
I'd feel safer|with a chicken drumstick.
These are gonna do|more harm than good.
Jesus, Tom. Do these work?
I don't know. Look nice though, don't they ?|I rather like 'em.
Oh, that's top of the list of priorities,|is that it?
Ladies, back to more important|issues, if you don't mind.
We've only got two real guns -|apparently that's what they are.
So we find a good place|to hide next door.
We wait till it sounds out the right|time, then we, jack-in-the-box,
Iook nasty and stuff, cocoon 'em|in gaffer tape, nick their van,
swap the gear into the new van|and bring it all back here.
As long as we're all out|of our hiding places quickly,
it's the last thing|they're gonna expect.
Oh, and if Tom or anyone else for that matter |feels like giving 'em a bit of a kicking,
I'm sure it won't do any harm.
Yeah, little bit of pain|never hurt anybody.
If you know what I mean.
Also, I think knives|are a good idea.
Big, fuck-off shiny ones.
Ones that look like|they could skin a crocodile.
Knives are good because|they don't make any noise.
And the less noise they make, the|more likely we are to use 'em.
Shit 'em right up.
Makes it look|like we're serious.
Guns for show,|knives for a pro.
Soap, is there something|we should know about you?
I'm not sure what's more|worrying, the job or your past?

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