The Dagoth Ur Podcast #1 - Joe Rogan

The most persuasive Dunmer, Dagoth Ur, invited Joe Rogan inside his studio chamber to discuss important topics like the melting point of enchanted steel, Redguard crime rates, durability of wooden doors and many others.

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0:00 - Intro
1:10 - Red Scrolls
2:59 - Dwemer oil vs enchanted steel
3:58 - Animunculi, dwemer metal, scholars
6:06 - The plot
7:59 - Nerevar is an Argonian
9:16 - The real cause of the Red Year
10:38 - The "Build. The. Wall." Campaign
12:52 - The so called “experts”
14:29 - The politics of Morrowind
17:21 - The legitimacy of the Aldmeri Dominion
18:15 - Trouble around the College of Winterhold
23:36 - Dagoth’s Imperial Redguard Rant
26:21 - Annual crime statistics report
28:52 - What about Crassius Curio?
34:12 - House Hlaalu and the Goldbeards
41:25 - Cryptic symbolism
43:13 - The Pandemic
45:05 - The Knahaten Flu conspiracy
49:34 - Dagoth Ur's Divine Disease
50:58 - The unhealthy vampire
52:18 - Wooden door in Minecraft
55:20 - Banning the Transmute spell
1:01:47 - You will never be a Dunmer
1:04:53 - Sweetroll Dagoth Ur (Rare)
1:06:34 - School's closed due to Sanguinare Vampiris
1:10:50 - The Tits vs Ass argument
1:16:48 - Ancient Aliens
1:18:30 - Pelinal Whitestrake did nothing wrong
1:22:34 - An uninvited guest appears
1:28:51 - The "N’wah moment" case study
1:31:07 - A pointless and seemingly endless argument
1:33:32 - Nerevar in Dagoth Ur
1:35:34 - Thalmor tunnels
1:40:44 - Bugs Bunny episode
1:42:37 - Altmer Skype call
1:48:20 - The Altmer will never have a real country
1:51:38 - Thalmor vs Orcs
1:57:38 - Orcs’ nature
2:01:15 - Thalmor interests in High Rock
2:03:25 - Alinor needs more orcs to survive
2:04:38 - Cliff Racers
2:05:51 - Dagoth Ur’s PhD on dragons
2:09:45 - What about chimps?
2:15:40 - Derailed conversation
2:18:52 - Dagoth “Noticer” Ur
2:20:18 - Anti-altmeristic remarks
2:21:35 - The Protocols of the Elder Scrolls
2:29:36 - Reading the Protocols
2:35:22 - The Orcification of the Empire
2:42:24 - Crossbow Laws
2:46:42 - Sinking of the Titanus Imperi
2:54:15 - Altmer mind = Minecraft
2:57:33 - Captain Save-A-Hoe
2:58:15 - It’s over
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