I Went Out to Buy a Dress… and Immediately Got Distracted | Shopping Vlog

💀 Oh hi, pumpkins! Today I had ONE mission: buy a dress. That’s it. Simple. Easy. Totally doable… right? Wrong. Because this is me we’re talking about.
In this vlog, we start with a little GRWM moment (because I can’t leave the house looking like a gremlin), then I head out for lunch with Alex at Domu—ramen? immaculate. vibes? immaculate. self-control? nonexistent. After that, I go to Torrid and Kohl’s on the eternal quest for a dress that doesn’t make me look like an aggressively tired baked potato… but do I stay focused?
Absolutely not. Because I immediately get distracted and somehow end up in MINISO elbow-deep in blind boxes like the chaotic little goblin I am. So yeah… did I find a dress? Did I find the will to stop buying tiny mystery toys?
Guess you’ll just have to watch. Sorry about everything! Enjoy!

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