(skipto 1:22-4:00) happysongsFUN!FUN!!#4: Bleeding Ears' Bday Songs

Because my inability to sing does not stop me from singing but rather encourages it in the most publicly self-embarrassing form possible and the worst form of ear-bleeding known to man. Because it is more effective and cost efficient to make your enemies bleed to death from their ears rather than to attempt killing them. Because this literally took approx. 20-50 times as much time as i thought it would. Because no matter how badly stealing from KHS will end it still won't end as badly as stealing from the Maffia. Because attempting to sing Grenade can instantly destroy your voice making you unable to sing or say anything else for the rest of the day so it must be sung last. Because hanging blankets against the curtain rail, door and a random hook from the ceiling doubles as a echo-reducer and an indoor tent that looks superfun to sleep in. Because if you forget your lyrics you just go along with it anyway even if you suddenly sound very soft and slow. Because God is gracious and it was cool but not raining in the middle of June...though it was VERY hot nonetheless. Because on the same day i discovered the irresistibly addicting joy of trolling the earth by burning ppl's eardrums while simultaneously being as dumb as possible (see, DOUBLE fun!), i found out RWJ is quitting =3 ... but my mad respect for his honesty and best wishes to him. Though i'm not qualified to say i aspire to be like him, he will always be my hero of some sort :)

Because if you didn't know the reference, it can be found here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehToBz7zhqE&feature=kp

And because lyrics are available.

LYRICS

Oh, Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to our Sting-rei
Sting-rei, Sting-rei
Yes it is your Happy Birthday
It's so beautiful
And I'll sing of this great day

I'll sing Happy Birthday for ya
I'll upload it on Youtuuuube for ya
Share it with internet trolls for ya
Look like a frigid moron for ya
oh
I'll do all this for Sting-rei
'Cuz it is her Happy Birthday
Yes i would sing for a lady
But you don't have to do the same
No, no, no, no,
Awkward if you...did the same

Easy come, easy go
That's the way your age goes
It ticks, ticks, ticks away
So long as you live
You should've known i am trouble
Sing this troll song
Troll on YOUR AGE trollin
Why am i trollin?

3 decades full
3 decades full
3 decades full, it's true
We fear that day
Of a wrinkled face
So i know just what to do
Sing a birthday song to you

After i post this
She'll get pretty mad
She won't take the excuse that i was
F*!king high and
I don't think that she'll
Talk to me again but
We share a moment only one week apart

(chorus)

Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Sting-reiiiii

3 decades full
3 decades full
3 decades full, it's true
There must be an Asian
With a smile and trollface
To be a dumbass and poke fun at you

But it's time to face the truth
Happy Birthday be with you

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