The most wtf thing in umineko

The question is: What is Kinzo on, and where can I get some?
Seriously xD I never heard this bit before (mainly cause I never watched the next episode previews) BUT SERIOUSLY JUST LISTEN TO HIM. XD God I love Kinzo.
Even though he's creepy.

Видео The most wtf thing in umineko канала Ochite Yume