“From wholesome to slippery in 3 seconds.”
They called him “Sandwich” — and it’s not what you think
Wide-eyed, mouth open, blurred motion, one hand up mid-air. “It’s gone. Forever.”
Parenting in the wild is already chaotic… then this happened mid-hike.
She’s not dramatic, she’s just Brutal honest
“NFL Rule Changes Got Me… Only the Real Ones Know
One of them wanted breakfast.The other gave advice from the streets.
The cringe you avoided as a kid? It’s binge-dropping soon.
Make this woman the President.
“It’s called a malaphor — and it’s hilarious.” they’re masterpieces of confusion.
If you don’t get this, you’re lucky.
He’s 85. He Built this by hand. One rock, one weekend at a time. Help fulfill his dream.
The boys at work won again, Dad. they named it “Stretchus Embarrassus.”
“When customer service meets divine embarrassment.”
Excel giveth. Excel taketh . Modern problems, medieval solutions.
You can take the nerd out of Halloween... but not the Halloween out of the nerd.
“He left me. His loss funded my rent.”
Starbucks baristas will just quit on the spot.Teachers will start calling attendance with a QR code.
Bro really made it personal. Bear runs 30mph. Zoo’s 30...
My baby thinks his foot is a phone.
“They said easy. They meant intergalactic.”
