I Played Everything (Magic: The Gathering Parody)

My gauntlet? It varies.

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LYRICS:

I’ve played Birthing Pod, Burn, Bogles, won some matches
Turbo Fog, Turns, Goblins, Death and Taxes

Boros, Rakdos, Orzhov, played some Gruul
Simic, Izzet, Grixis, it was cool

Infect, Slivers, Zombies, Miracles
Fish, Blitz, Spirits, Mardu Vehicles

I’ve played everything, man
I’ve played everything, man
Tapped Aladdin’s Ring, man
Flipped Legion’s Landing, man
Variety’s my thing, man
I’ve played everything

I’ve played Four-Post, Eight-Post, Twelve-Post, Hammer Time
Stone-Blade, Death-Blade, Mage-Blade, Astral Slide

Midrange, Aggro, Draw-Go, played for ante
Mass Polymorph, Caw-Go, and Golgari
Scapeshift, Maze’s End, Junk, every tribe
Humans, Lions, Tigers, Bears
Oh my…

I’ve played everything, man
I’ve played everything, man
Kenrith, Returned King, man
Marit Lage with Fling, man
Variety’s my thing, man
I’ve played everything

I’ve played Landstill, Lands, Mill, Standstill, Superfriends
Phasing, Krasis, Stasis, Lost some friends
Koth, Pox, Ponza, 8-Rack, Temur Delver
Red-Green Monsters, Maverick, and Charbelcher

Solar Flare, Polar Bears, Elves and every weenie
White Weenie, Pink Weenie, see what I mean-y

I’ve played everything, man
I’ve played everything, man
Merfolk with Morphling, man
Staticaster Ping, man
Variety’s my thing, man
I’ve played everything

I’ve played Counterpost, Counter-Burn, Counter-Top, Kitchen Table
Show and Tell, Tooth and Nail, Tempered Steel, and Top 8’d
Twin and Snowko, Loam, Burn, Golos Stax
Prison, Co-Co, Uro, and Hogaak

High Tide, Sultai, All Skies, Mono Red
Tron, Sligh, Jeskai, Dredgevine
I’m in debt…

I’ve played everything, man
I’ve played everything, man
Artifacts I swing, man
Hornet Queen I sting, man
Variety’s my thing, man
I’ve played everything

I’ve played everything…
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