Nene learns that charging 1000 dollars for theme park admission is not a viable financial strategy

hololive's Nene Momosuzu plays Park Beyond.

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By the time Officer Oozora received reports that an illegal back-yard amusement park was under construction, it had already been built. The rogue visionary, known only by her self-chosen nom de plume, ‘The Orange Ranger’, had invested every asset she possessed into the park. When she caught wind that the law was coming to crush her dreams, she quickly penned a libertarian manifesto entitled ‘The Police are Jerks’ and then set about booby trapping her property.

Officer Oozora, anticipating only a minor ordeal involving a stern talking-to and a little wrist slapping, soon realized she was in for the fight of her life. She pulled up to the property in her unmarked Subaru Outback and adjusted her well-polished badge. Sitting in a creaky rocking chair on the porch, as if awaiting her arrival, was a young woman with pinkish-blonde hair. She had a baseball bat nestled across her knees like a sleeping cat.

“Hey, there,” called the Officer, getting her pepper spray at the ready. “Is this your property?”
The young woman spat a wad of well-chewed bubble gum into a nearby spittoon. “What’s it to you, law-woman?”

The Officer puffed herself up. “I’m asking the questions here.”

“Are you?”

“Yes!”

“Since when?”

“Since I’m an officer of the law.” The Officer angled her body so that the sun caught the silver surface of her badge.

The young woman grunted and emptied a pack of gummy bears into her mouth. “Someone pinned a piece of aluminum to your chest. Big whoop.”

“It IS a big whoop!” The Officer, clearly hurt, added, “I worked hard for this piece of aluminum.”

The young woman smirked and pulled something from behind her own ear. “You mean this piece of aluminum?”

The Officer jolted as if struck by lightning. She looked down at her shirtfront and the spot where her badge ought to have been was empty like a smile without any teeth. She looked up, her face alternating between strawberry red and bone white. “How did you…?”

The young woman spat on the badge and polished it with the hem of her skirt. She pinned it to her chest and smirked. “I’m asking the questions here,” she quacked in imitation of the Officer’s voice.

“That’s it!” shouted the Officer, her face resembling an angry tomato. “You’re under arrest!”

The young woman jumped to her feet. “Arrest this!” She made a dizzying series of esoteric hand gestures. Then she made the ‘okay’ sign with her left hand and rammed the index finger of her right through the ring made by her thumb and finger repeatedly.

Officer Oozora, half-stunned, half-offended, stared at her like a chicken that had just been given a bucket of KFC. Finally, she shouted, “Put your hands up!” She reached for her firearm, only to realize she had been handcuffed. She looked up at the young woman in fear and awe.

“Heh,” said the young woman, posing like a twelve-year old boy under the delusion that they could command the dark arts. “That’s just a taste of my forbidden kusogaki ninjutsu.” She flipped her hair and brushed some imaginary dust off her shoulder. “Unless you want seconds, I suggest you leave.”

The last thing Officer Oozora wanted was more of whatever that was. However, the thing she wanted more than anything was her badge back. “Um…”

The young woman, who had been scrapping some gum off the bottom of her shoe with the Officer’s badge, looked up. “Oh, you’re still here?”

The Officer swallowed her pride, a sensation on par with swallowing a shot glass of slugs. “Can I have my badge back?”

“That depends,” said the young woman. “Can I keep the theme park I built for my beetles?”

This was the first the Officer had heard of any beetles. She opened her mouth to inquire further but was stopped by the fact that she no longer cared. “Sure.”

The young woman smiled. “Was that so hard?” She clapped her hands, made an even more intricate series of gestures, this time getting her whole body involved, then walked across the front yard, setting off no less than a dozen anti-personnel landmines. She stepped through the falling clods of dirt unscathed and handed the Officer her badge. “Pleasure doing business with you.”

With her cuffed hands, the Officer took the badge like a mendicant receiving alms. “I wish I could say the same.”
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