HAVING FRIENDS?
Money Isn’t Real. But You’re Still Broke ! #motivation #gymtroll #brokecoach #alphamindset
Real Men Don’t Sleep. They Recharge by Screaming.#nosleep #gymgrind #alphavibes #trollfitness
Skip Leg Day Proudly !
You Don't Need a Therapist. You Need a Dumbbell#mentalhealth #broscience #gymlife #motivationaltrash
Journaling Is A Trap ! #NoJournals #WriteRepsNotFeels #BroScienceCoach #FeelingsAreBeta
STILL DOING PUSHUPS?
HITTING SNOOZE?
STAYING HUMBLE?
How to Get Rich by Yelling #ScreamToSuccess #BroScienceCoach #AlphaYelling #motivationhacks
Never Trust a Man Who Stretches #AlphaMaleTips#NeverSkipChestDay #TrollMotivation #Shorts
STUDYING FOR EXAMS?
Bench Your Problems #TherapyViaBench #LiftToForget #BroScienceCoach #MentalPR #NoShrinkOnlyBarbell
Abs Without Effort ! #AbsWithoutEffort #BroScienceCoach #LazyGains #FlexLogic #AlphaAbs
EATING VEGETABLES !
Cry in the Gym, Not at Home AlphaCrying #BroScienceCoach #EmoLifter #CryAtTheGym #NoTearsAtHome
Meditation = Defeat ! #NoZen #OnlyGains #BroScienceCoach #AlphaState #GrindOverStillness
SLEEP IS FOR BROKES !
Stretching Is Weak ! #StretchingIsWeak #AlphaMoves #BroScienceCoach #NoFlexZone #LiftOnly
NEEDING MOTIVATION?
