GRE Vocabulary News 2-19-15 ISIS, Walmart wages, Scholz's star

Learn GRE vocabulary with a dash of comedy. this one is a little darker, but hopefully you can still see the humor. Wal*Mart “belauded” itself after raising the base pay of its workers to a monumental 9 dollars an hour nationwide today. In response, stock market shares fell 2.8 percent as the “averice” laden investors failed to realize that the poverty sticken wal mart worker is actually the chain's largest and most faithful consumer so it will end up back into their pockets anyway. Of course this was actually a cynical “bathos” in the storied history nation's largest private employer and the treatment of it's workers. The goal was to appear as a “benign”, caring leave it to beaver father figure raising the allowance for it's children when in several mid term elections they were given a “bastinado” by the huddled masses demanding a higher minimum wage. Sources say it “behoved” them to appear as if the wage rise was out of the kindness of their hearts when in several states and cities they were legally obliged to do so anyway, a clever way to “beguile” the public and craft their image more positively in an effort to avoid being “bemired”.In Iraq, several DAESH, ISIS, ISIL, and so called Islamic state fighters landed in their afterlife today. They passed through the “bedizened” pearly gates of what they thought was heaven with “bibulous” swagger, then a “beadle” made sure all of their paper work was in order as they passed through. Upon arrival to their “bevy” of 72 virgins they were unable to get it up as they had become so used to getting it on with each other. “Bemused” as they were they were also ill prepared for the “belial” that then appeared from cloud of red smoke to “berate” them for their wrongdoing. An eternity of suffering was then introduced to the DAESH fighters as a “bay” of rabid wolves escorted them away. Prior to all of this, the “bellicose” fighters met their end as Peshmerga fighters repelled an attack southwest of Irbil. The “begrimed” extremely unislamic islamists were lucky enough to be throat punched and sent to hell by several Kurdish “beldams” who while listening to the latest Cannibal Corpse album assumed the lyric booklet was an instruction manual. Scholz's star noticed how sexy our mother star was and began to “badinage” her. Vaguely charmed at first, things took a turn for the worst for Mr. Scholz when the playful banter became “bawdy” in nature as he made lewd comments saying that he wanted to “baste” the perpetually cooking planet mercury. The Sun “avered” that it would be best for Mr.Scholz got his brown dwarf friend and mozy on through the galaxy. “Besotted” but rejected, Scholz's star continued and our star Mother Sun “belaboured” the red dwarf until it scadadled to its current position at 20 light years away. listen to ente death metal ecuatoriano for the children.
http://www.bbc.com/news/business­31540472
http://www.bbc.com/news/world­middle­east­31524867
http://www.bbc.com/news/science­environment­31519875
http://www.reverbnation.com/entedeathmetal
aver ­ to assert the truth of, to affirm with confidence; to declare in a positive manner.| Averice ­ Excessive or inordinate desire of gain; greediness after wealth |badinage ­ tease (someone) playfully; to banter |baste -To sprinkle flour and salt and drip butter or fat on, as on meat in roasting; To beat with a stick;|bastinado ­ Physical beating, Thrashing, Clobber|bathos An abrupt change in style, Anticlimax, Triteness; triviality; banality ; Overly sentimental
bawdy ­ Sexual in nature and usually meant to be humorous but considered rude.|bay ­ The excited howling of dogs when hunting or being attacked; To pursue noisily,| beadle -a uniformed minor church official, who ushers and keeps order , an attendant to the
minister|bedizen ­ Over adorned, over­decorative , Gaudy, outlandish , Bizarre| begrime - ­ Damage a Man’s reputation , Sully , Tarnish| beguile – Cheat , Dupe , Defraud , Deceive, Hood wink(milder) ,Gull , Cozen |behove ­ to suit; to befit.| belabour ­ To attack someone verbally ; To discuss something repeatedly; to harp on.|belaud ­ High praise , Applaud , Commend| beldam An old woman, particularly an ugly one.| belial ­ A wicked demon in Christian and Jewish apocrypha | bellicose ­ Warlike in nature; aggressive; hostile.|bemire ­ Damage one’s reputation , Tarnish , Stigmatize, Besmirch | bemused – Confused , confounded , perplexed , Puzzled , Baffled , Nonplused , Flabbergasted | benign ­ Benevolent , Kind, gentle, mild | berate – Scold , Reprimand, Chide , Rebuke| besot ­ to infatuate, muddle, stupefy, or act foolishly; as with alcoholic liquor or infatuation.|bevy ­ a large group or collection especially of schoolgirls or quail| bibulous ­ given to or marked by the consumption of alcohol

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