[Rimworld] Elves Discover Mutually Assured Destruction (Soviet Mercenary Elves)

One Small Step for Elves, One Giant Screw-Up for Elfkind...
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In this episode, the Soviet Mercenary Elves finally take the next logical step in their glorious campaign of overkill—nuclear armament. After being pushed too far by the Imperial dogs, the elves have decided that diplomacy is dead, peace is cancelled, and subtlety is for lesser species. The mushroom clouds rising over the horizon aren’t weather phenomena—they’re the consequences of decades of bad imperial policy and even worse RNG.

It started simple. A few war crimes here, a little sabotage there, maybe some guerrilla raids against supply lines. But the Empire just had to send another orbital strike, didn’t they? They just had to massacre another elf farm, another soup kitchen, another yak. So now the elves are building nuclear missiles—not for defense, not for deterrence, but for pure, radiant spite. Randy Random has gone from “unpredictable god” to “nuclear target #1.”

Watch as the Soviet Mercenary Elves uncover the true meaning of Mutually Assured Destruction: that if they’re going down, they’re dragging the entire planet into the crater with them. The Geiger counters are singing, the doomsday countdown is ticking, and the elves are drinking vodka in the launch bunker like it’s their last night on RimWorld—because it probably is.

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