roi is lie song [cartoon version]

[Verse 1]
Woke up rich, by noon I’m broke,
My ad account’s a cosmic joke.
Yesterday I scaled to Mars,
Today I'm cryin' in my car.

[Chorus]
ROI is a lie—like a unicorn that flies,
One click high, the next day: why?!
I blame the ‘Zucc, he’s killin’ my vibe,
This Facebook Ads life is a rollercoaster ride.

[Verse 2]
Pixel's drunk, it lost the trail,
Conversions dipped like crypto sales.
Mark sits smiling, cold as code,
While my funnel just... implodes.

[Chorus]
ROI is a lie—like a unicorn that flies,
One click high, the next day: why?!
I blame the ‘Zucc, he’s killin’ my vibe,
This Facebook Ads life is a rollercoaster ride.

[Bridge]
Should’ve listened to my mom and gone to med school,
But now I’m arguing with bots—that’s my Zoom call fuel.

Видео roi is lie song [cartoon version] канала iAmAffiliate