Emma from the Amazon Recruitment Team

[Intro — synth swell, phone buzz, talkbox]
*ping*
"Hi, I'm Emma from the Amazon recruitment team."
...Emma. From Amazon. Twelve-oh-nine on a Tuesday.
Aight, Emma. Let's dance.

[Verse 1]
Twelve-oh-nine, ping — it's Emma, she from Amazon
Said they handpicked me out of everybody, I'm the chosen one
Flexible hours, work from home, five hundred a day
Just click the link to start — I said Emma, lead the way
Bezos sent you personally? For me? That's wild
I been waiting on this email since I was a child
No experience necessary? Emma, that's God's plan
I got no experience in nothing — I'm literally your man

[Hook — sung, melodic, bouncy]
Emma from the Amazon (Amazon)
Tell me what you want from me, I'm gone (I'm gone)
You can have my time but you can't have my dime
Emma from the Amazon — you lying, but I'm having a good time

[Verse 2 — reading the tells]
Now hold up, Emma, let me read your address one more time
Samuel George, two-seven-nine-oh, at Outlook — that's a crime
You say Amazon but the email end in co-dot-i-d
That's Indonesia, Emma — last I checked, Seattle ain't oversea
And you signed it Emma but the sender say Samuel George
So which one I'm talking to — is it Sam, is it Em, is it the whole org?
Cause Amazon's a river, Amazon's a queen with a bow,
Amazon's a jungle, Amazon's a warehouse — Emma, which one I owe?

[Hook]
Emma from the Amazon (Amazon)
Tell me what you want from me, I'm gone (I'm gone)
You can have my time but you can't have my dime
Emma from the Amazon — you lying, but I'm having a good time

[Verse 3 — running it back]
She said send a small deposit just to activate the account
I said Emma — how small? — she said a hundred — I said what's the amount
In your heart, though? Cause lately I been thinking about us:
You, me, the rainforest, riding off on a Prime delivery bus
She said sir, please, the position's filling fast
I said so is my heart, Emma, don't let this moment pass
I sent her a poem. Sent my birth chart. Asked about her mama.
Forty-five minutes later — Emma blocked me. From the Amazon.

[Outro — sung, fading, talkbox]
Emma... from the Amazon...
Samuel George, wherever you are...
You ain't get my dime...
But you got a little of my time...
And honestly? Worth it.

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