"Long Distance: A Review by Joefer" 8-25-2025

Billed as Sci-Fi/Comedy, Long Distance offers little to laugh at. It begins with promise but quickly devolves into cliché. The lead’s overacting borders on parody, while the second character is mostly absent—her grating voice doing little to fill the void. Monsters chase the protagonist through dimly lit night scenes, and while the atmosphere is murky, the CGI is surprisingly solid. Unfortunately, that’s the film’s only redeeming quality. Joefer gives it 2 out of 5 stars. If you're seeking sharp writing or compelling performances, steer clear. This is not the well-crafted genre blend it pretends to be.
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