STAR WARS except it's written by AI

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Transcribed:
Star Wars: Episode IIIIX: The Last Rebellion (Digital)

It is a time of galactic ills.

That's why I will be on the deck.

It's about time to have a proper watch.

I'll be counting the seconds.

A minute ago…

Hmmm…

10 seconds ago…

20 seconds ago…

30 seconds ago…

50 seconds ago…

60 seconds ago…

All this time we haven't been given any clues.

The only ones who know the truth is your dad.

Nobody knows when the true calamity will occur. . .

"The mass of the parent star is the biggest factor determining the temperature of the heat that goes on inside a star —“
Star Princess: This is the Last Rebellion, and here I come.

Jo Minjoon: You little bleep! Hey, K-God, we can do this! You are the one who destroyed the former Ashford Academy!

Luffy: You hear me? We've gone back.

Jo Minjoon: Nice freaking job getting us back.

Star Princess: Can't say that you didn't make it yourself.

Jo Minjoon: Because...because I freaking killed you! The third princess of Ashford Academy...yeah, I was doing my job

Jo Minjoon: I think… Her head is gone

Luffy: Huh?

Luffy: She doesn't care about anything except for this stupid mission

Luffy: She tells you about this weird boy. Doesn't care

Luffy: *Luffy walks up to Rose, who is swinging on a rope

Luffy: She gets killed by the sword in the middle of this crazy mofo stuff

Jo Minjoon: My head is gone

Jo Minjoon: My soul is nowhere to be found!

Rose: I'm trying to help you... but you're too far gone for me to save

Luffy: It's alright now. I'm one step away from salvation!

Luffy: You mean... I'm back?

Goku: You didn't die, did you?

Luffy: Yeah, but... No thanks to the Soul King, I swear.

Luffy: Ufufufu... Uh, that's true! I died a good death after all! My body's frozen…

Annamaria: Nice to hear it. My name is Annamaria and I'm here to help you.

Luffy: ...

Annamaria: Will you be taking a care of yourself? No family, no money. Just you and the seed of your father, Gaimon, my best friend and lover...

(Leah swoops in and hugs Annamaria and they both blush)

Annamaria: Dang it! I wish I knew what I was doing!

Luffy: He just wasn't able to reach you, was he...?

Annamaria: I don't remember much of that time, not really. But I have a memory of wanting him to call you or something.

Yeah.

Jo Minjoon: What do you mean...?

Annamaria: I only remember making an abrupt

decision, just after I was told about the police report and the

submissions of the witnesses. I was really surprised.

Jo Minjoon: So you didn’t.

(A lazar blast smashes the door open, in walks

the messenger of war).

Messenger of War: For a moment, from between the rolled papers

I hear the warning that the city will be abandoned.

Ek.

Liar, you'll find it is not as you fear.

The shift, they do it on the fly.

After everyone has deposited their papers and bags

it's pretty much open season.

If you're worried, I'll tell you all the ways

that they let you know before they abandon you

What it feels like when you miss a call, and they don't answer you

What it's like when your boss calls back, and they start flirting again

What it feels like when your friend starts making unreasonable demands

What it feels like when your job interview turns sour

What it feels like when your partner suddenly tries to steal your ideas

What it feels like when you think they're letting you go

But you know you can do better

All this you need to know
Don't forget that you're here, baby

In the darkness you'll be coming in

(Baby, baby, you'll be here)
Give me your lips

I'll hold you tight

Give me your lips

I'll hold you tight

Don't get caught up in some noose

(Baby, baby, you'll be here)

(Jo Minjoon shoots the Messenger of War with his lazar and kills him)

Jo Minjoon: 【Who are you all?】

The Messenger of War said, 【I am the Messenger of God!】

Jo Minjoon, who was being completely covered with the ether, opened his eyes and opened his mouth with a smile

Messenger of War: "And don't think I'm stupid either, don't ever think you can defeat me. My experience as the Messenger of God and the founder of what became Kara no Kyoukai is over 9.

(Jo Minjoon looks at Luffy, and starts talking about space)

Jo Minjoon: 『I think there is no place that can stand in for the Navy. I've gone through tons of new things and we have crazy numbers. So if you think it won't be the same, then I need to get along with them better. Because we will be starting more missions, the price is going up』

Luffy: Did you say, 'we'?

Jo Minjoon: Yeah. Well, after that, there will be that price increase.

(End Credits)

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