I ran my parents' "home" video at a party
Hello there, honey bunches! This Annie again and it's a great pleasure to see you on my Gossip blog. Just in case you don't know, I share some hilarious stories, that once happened to my beloved friends here. They don't always find them hilarious though, but anyway. You won't believe it, but since I've started the blog, the amount of those awkward situations has kind of doubled! And this time we will be talking about parties that went awfully wrong. There's a recent one, still warm actually.
My dear friend Trish who always tends to callus herself in the pursuit of happiness has managed to screw up again. Sorry, girl! I just can't help telling this one...
As it usually begins, Trish had fallen in love. And then, as usual, she asked me for help and I had agreed, as usual. The guy my baby girl had fallen in love with Robbie, who was a good friend of mine, so I thought there could be nothing easier than to throw a party at home and to invite both Trish and her new passion there. What could go wrong?
So, on a fatal day Trish was ready to get her glow on and to nail it, but it was doomed to fail from the very beginning. The first obstacle was her mom. There is a strict rule, that Trish is never allowed to go out anywhere if she has bad school marks, so this is what had happened. No matter how Trish begged her mom to let her go to my place, that woman had iron balls. Guess who had smoothed out the trouble? Yeah, smart Annie had just made a few fake calls on Trish's mom's phone. Pretty soon she was rushing to work being sure some extremely rich and important clients had been waiting for her there.
Happy Cinderella put on her mom's best dress as well as all her best make-up and headed to the party by taxi. Little did she know that the taxi would turn into a pumpkin before the clock struck twelve...So, we were in the middle of the party, when Trish's carriage showed up near my house. We all happened to be outside, as well as Trish's love of her life. She got out of the car in the most elegant way, closed the door, but her mom's best dress was caught. The car started fast. And in a few seconds Trish looked as if she had just been attacked by The Wolverine. Half of her dress remained in that taxi forever. Oh, boy! But that was just the beginning.
After we all had managed to calm her down a bit and walk her up to the house, we noticed another curious thing. Trish was stinking! I mean it! First I thought there was something wrong with me, but everybody could smell it! It turned out she had stepped into dog's poo much later, but anyway...Nobody had the heart to tell Trish about the smell, because she was still not over her dress accident. So, she would come up to me and Robbie like nothing was happening. Poor guy just wanted to sink through the floor! But Trish had no intention to give up.
She came up with a bright idea. She asked me to turn on some boring music, so that she could offer her collection of best music videos she had kindly brought on her memory stick. Everything was going according to the plan, so everybody was happy to check out Trish's stuff after a couple of my dad's favourite hits. She was all shining! She significantly approached Robbie, leaving a corridor of that charming scent behind her, and handed him the memory stick. He obediently held his breath and set it to my enormous TV. Everybody was ready to hit the dance floor, but when I looked at the screen, I was ready to sell my soul just to unsee it! There was no Billie Eilish or Rihanna there. There were two middle-aged people doing something really inappropriate in all possible and impossible inappropriate ways. And I could swear I knew those people. I might have not known Trish's dad too well, but I would never confuse her mother with anyone! And that prim, modest woman was not associated with what was happening on the screen!
Trish must have accidentally brought the wrong memory stick. Well, it happens. So, everybody was just standing still with their mouths wide open not being able to move or to take their eyes off the screen. As well as Trish! She just froze in the most awkward pose of horror! And at that very moment, somebody slammed the door and broke into the room. Believe it or not, but it was the main character of the adult movie we were watching at that very moment! As they say, that was exactly the right place and the right time to be.
As you might guess, the dress and the poo were not the only Trish's screw-ups that night. The very first one had happened when she was still happy wearing her yet unharmed dress, still smelling nice. As soon as her mother had left for work, Trish texted me, that everything had worked out and that she was already on her way to rock the party! And some really intimate fantasies concerning Robbie as well. And as if that wasn't bad enough, but she had accidentally sent the message to her own mother, not me!
Music by Epidemic Sound: https://www.epidemicsound.com
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My dear friend Trish who always tends to callus herself in the pursuit of happiness has managed to screw up again. Sorry, girl! I just can't help telling this one...
As it usually begins, Trish had fallen in love. And then, as usual, she asked me for help and I had agreed, as usual. The guy my baby girl had fallen in love with Robbie, who was a good friend of mine, so I thought there could be nothing easier than to throw a party at home and to invite both Trish and her new passion there. What could go wrong?
So, on a fatal day Trish was ready to get her glow on and to nail it, but it was doomed to fail from the very beginning. The first obstacle was her mom. There is a strict rule, that Trish is never allowed to go out anywhere if she has bad school marks, so this is what had happened. No matter how Trish begged her mom to let her go to my place, that woman had iron balls. Guess who had smoothed out the trouble? Yeah, smart Annie had just made a few fake calls on Trish's mom's phone. Pretty soon she was rushing to work being sure some extremely rich and important clients had been waiting for her there.
Happy Cinderella put on her mom's best dress as well as all her best make-up and headed to the party by taxi. Little did she know that the taxi would turn into a pumpkin before the clock struck twelve...So, we were in the middle of the party, when Trish's carriage showed up near my house. We all happened to be outside, as well as Trish's love of her life. She got out of the car in the most elegant way, closed the door, but her mom's best dress was caught. The car started fast. And in a few seconds Trish looked as if she had just been attacked by The Wolverine. Half of her dress remained in that taxi forever. Oh, boy! But that was just the beginning.
After we all had managed to calm her down a bit and walk her up to the house, we noticed another curious thing. Trish was stinking! I mean it! First I thought there was something wrong with me, but everybody could smell it! It turned out she had stepped into dog's poo much later, but anyway...Nobody had the heart to tell Trish about the smell, because she was still not over her dress accident. So, she would come up to me and Robbie like nothing was happening. Poor guy just wanted to sink through the floor! But Trish had no intention to give up.
She came up with a bright idea. She asked me to turn on some boring music, so that she could offer her collection of best music videos she had kindly brought on her memory stick. Everything was going according to the plan, so everybody was happy to check out Trish's stuff after a couple of my dad's favourite hits. She was all shining! She significantly approached Robbie, leaving a corridor of that charming scent behind her, and handed him the memory stick. He obediently held his breath and set it to my enormous TV. Everybody was ready to hit the dance floor, but when I looked at the screen, I was ready to sell my soul just to unsee it! There was no Billie Eilish or Rihanna there. There were two middle-aged people doing something really inappropriate in all possible and impossible inappropriate ways. And I could swear I knew those people. I might have not known Trish's dad too well, but I would never confuse her mother with anyone! And that prim, modest woman was not associated with what was happening on the screen!
Trish must have accidentally brought the wrong memory stick. Well, it happens. So, everybody was just standing still with their mouths wide open not being able to move or to take their eyes off the screen. As well as Trish! She just froze in the most awkward pose of horror! And at that very moment, somebody slammed the door and broke into the room. Believe it or not, but it was the main character of the adult movie we were watching at that very moment! As they say, that was exactly the right place and the right time to be.
As you might guess, the dress and the poo were not the only Trish's screw-ups that night. The very first one had happened when she was still happy wearing her yet unharmed dress, still smelling nice. As soon as her mother had left for work, Trish texted me, that everything had worked out and that she was already on her way to rock the party! And some really intimate fantasies concerning Robbie as well. And as if that wasn't bad enough, but she had accidentally sent the message to her own mother, not me!
Music by Epidemic Sound: https://www.epidemicsound.com
#gossipanonymous
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