FBI AGENT assigned to watch me for suspicion of arson. He’s hit by lightning and WALKS. Praise ZZ!

This FBI agent was assigned to watch me during my entire show. I was suspected of arson from my incendiary guitar solos that had previously charred the front of the train station. The gov't wasn't taking any chances as this is considered a heritage building. He sat quietly for 2 hours, waiting for signs of fire. During my ZZ top solo, he finally got up and I immediately feared arrest as my fretboard was already smoking. False alarm! He only wanted to play air guitar and drums. He would talk to me a lot but I never understood a word he was saying. I think he was overdue for retirement. At the end, my only audience member wanted a selfie with me. I tried to charge him $50, but he laughed.

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