The other side (Slovak parody - Číňan)

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English translation:
Title: Chinese man

Trader: You there, come here, I wanna show you something,
I have new goods imported from China.
The size, will fit, I can guess even the lenght right,
if someone's skinny, fat, short, slim.

Puma or Adidas, I have everything in van,
Mrs. just look around, what would you like to buy to your son.
I will put it on him right away, I will get it shortened, remaked,
everything will fit, I can promise that.

Shirt, coat, leggins,
he can wear, proudly without guilt,
The shoes, hat, or warm winter scarf,
huh, if evebody had scarf like that!
Cotton, nice colors, quallity is in it's price.
Those are not lints, stains, that's modern foam!
Buy it, I have a discount for pyjamas,
What shall I give you next?

Lady: Wait a moment! That's enough... I'm the customer in the stand.
I will first look at what you're offering.
Coat, hmm, nothing much,
wearing it, only when there's dark outside.
Faded shirt and pants with holes.

Do you say Adidas? But it has two strips.
And Puma is not spotted tiger.
Just my mention - Nike is not a hockey stick...
My eyes are going to fall out! That is Gucci?!

You are having stand here illegaly,
earning money out of seniors,
that are buying your goods with trust,
now you try to excuse yourself!
If skirt's gonna tear in the suture, where shall I go for a reclamacy?
And if my belly floats out of the jeans, where shall I complain?
I tell you, I don't like fashion like that,
no, I won't buy anything from you!

Trader: I was hoping, that slovaks desires of a good quality,
look at it: beautiful, modern, it even has a belt!

Lady: That costume stinks like plastic, just smell it yourself!
If I bought something, it would be just a pure lie...

Trader: Just treat yourself with something nice, look at you, it fits you perfectly!
The jacket is not big on your shoulders at all!
There are parfumes, that cover smells,
there are various patches that will sew it up!
Christmas is behind the corner...
But I will leave that up to you...

Lady: Okay, now you quite convinced me, so I will look what you're having here.
That umbrella over there, how much does it cost?

Trader: 20€ without VAT and it bears even strong rain,
but so you didn't tell, for 10 it's all yours.

Lady: 10 is too much, I'll take it for 5

Trader: 5 is too little, we can agree on 9

Lady: I'll give 6!

Trader: It wants more...

Lady: Then 7!

Trader: For 8!

Lady: I won't give more than that!

Trader: Deal!

Both: From now on, I'm shopping here all the time,
I'm not having financial problems anymore.
Once I stay at home without eye witness,
I will even wear a pikachu cosplay.
If there's wind, sun, cold, I don't have to be worried.
One trip to the chinese man in the city gonna fix it.
I don't have to be scared anymore,
that I won't stick out of the crowd.
I'm visiting him regularly,
I don't miss a single day.
Everybody knows that those clothes fit me,
if not, he will praise me himself.
I see that you are having here new doormats...
I'll take bamboo socks with it!
Text: LesnýKukuk
Extra thanks to music source (Extra vďaka hudobnému zdroju) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v2R2tC54Lg
Veľká vďaka patrí aj môjmu dobrému kamarátovi Aykimu, ktorý mi pomohol dať dokopy hudbu s obrazom.

Видео The other side (Slovak parody - Číňan) канала LesnýKukuk