Michael Shmurder

Here's the message for all my people that need to fuckin capture,
Needin proof before you post online shit, just like a fuckin captcha.
Ashton Kutcher these haters,
Yeah I leave 'em Punk'D,
America's Most Wanted, leave them tied up on the trunk,
Cyprus Hill with the sawed off, hand all on the pump,
This ain't Wednesday, Geico, fuck off with all the humps,
Stackin' money until my fingers cramp,
Call that shit Don Trump.

And I'm rappin' hot as hell for all of those that's eye'n me,
Burger King, they fryin' me,
So high, look Siamese,
Even Dej Loaf ain't gonna be tryin' me.
John Lennon dead, just let it be,
I be rhymin' to my own beat,
Bare foot with my own feet,
Like African children all on the street,
Can't sit in the shade, I take all the heat.
My fans listen and repeat like a motherfuckin' parakeet.
Can't lose, I don't know defeat,
2009 Miami Heat,
Dick Cheney, thought your girl was a deer,
Venison, now she on my meat,
That's why I'm shootin' all up in her,
Yeah we call that shooting skeet.
701 Persimmon Drive, Olathe Kansas, that be my street,
Citizen from the suburbs but rappin' like I'm from the street,
I'm my number one fan, yeah I be full of conceit,
Runnin' circles around my competition,
Yeah we call that a track meet.

Bitch you are slow as fuck, Hare vs. Turtle,
Your bitch be on my nuts, call that campus squirrel!
She don't play Pokemon, but she blasts cum like a Squirtle,
She think she my main chick, but shit I've got like six girls.
Took over that, Captain Planet, yeah I fucking rocked her world.
Customize this D, just like Build A Bear Workshop,
Relaxin' like a muhfucka just Xanax and Ciroc,
She want to get off, but this flight is non-stop.

She don't have to wait like Chicago O'Hare to take off that underwear,
Sorry if I'm rude, can't help but stare with that booty all up over there,
I don't play with feelings,
Break that bitch off, yeah we call that shit Kevin Ware.

I don't just peel off the lot, yeah motherfucka I test drive,
Take her back if she got bad mileage, or more pissed than hornets in a bee hive.
BG's, yeah just Stayin' Alive,
BG needs to be in range or I will die,
Like Wiz Khalifa, I be flyin' high,
Head in the clouds, all in the sky.

Doors go straight up, that's the good kind of suicides,
Your life's so shitty like you live by the sewer's side.
This life or yours, man it's not that hard to decide,
Wave at some girls they tsunami, high call that shit high tide,
24/7 Corolla rollin' mothafucka let's ride.

Like a broken dam her legs burst,
You got smoked, April 21st,
Dead to rights, somebody call the hearse,
Leave yo ass bleedin' like a used tampon in a purse,
Nobody remembers second, but I don't care because I'm always first,
German chicks be all up on me like, "Ich liebe deiner Wurst",
Kim Jong Un, is it really that gay to like fireworks?
Rae Sremm, nobody in Russia fucking twerks,
Yeah Macklemore I agree, fuck them fifty dollar t-shirts,
Shoutout to Tupac, fuck Biggie, yeah motherfucker we bomb first!
Yeah, this shit's the end, but before my meal, I have my desserts,
R.I.P. broski, put your face all on a t-shirt,
One shot, no double tap, so I don't ever have to rehearse, damn!

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