The Tyrannical Cell Tower (Cottage Grove Protest Anthem)

What happens when a 100-foot cell tower meets small-town panic? 😄

I wrote this ridiculous song after seeing all the local drama about the proposed tower near Sweet Lane in Cottage Grove.

Is it evil?
Is it oppressive?
Or… is it just really good Wi-Fi?

Featuring:
📶 Five bars of freedom loss
📱 Grandma streaming TikTok in 4K
😱 Facebook arguments until midnight
🌲 Maximum Cottage Grove energy

This is satire, folks — don’t take it too seriously.

Team “No Tower” or Team “Better Signal”? Let me know

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