i bought myself fan fiction!!

The viewer watched, transfixed, as the sexiest Youtuber they’d ever seen read fan fiction to them. How was her delivery so perfect? Her eyes so blue? Her globes of flesh so perky?

“Hmm, maybe I should subscribe and turn on post notifications,” they mused. Dragging their meaty cursor over the subscribe button, they hesitated. Subscribing would feel so good, so satisfying, yet they didn’t. Not yet. Beads of sweat rolled down their neck, their back, their p*ssy, and their crack.

“Dad must’ve turned off the AC, f*cking douche,” they chuckled.

Nevermind that, back to the video. They watched in awe as Sarah joked, sexily. Her laugh was infectious, relaxing too.

They checked the time remaining, two minutes left. How? The video was so captivating they completely lost track of reality. Even more shocking, their index finger was completely erect and hovered over the subscribe button. When did that happen?

“O - oh my god, I never usually do this type of thing,” they stuttered, cheeks flushed like a schoolgirl.

“I’ll see you in the next one, goodbye” said Sarah.

“Yes, you will,” they whispered. With their rock-hard digit they pressed down on the mousepad.

Click, subscribed.

Suddenly, everything went black. Lightning shot up their arm and into their brain, sending every nerve into a tailspin. Colors creeped in and out of view.

Mom called from downstairs, “bagel bites are ready!”

“Not now, woman,” they thought.

Then, just as quickly as it left, their vision returned. The video was over, they were subscribed. They got up to get water, as the bathroom sink filled their glass they caught a glimpse of themselves in the mirror.

Holy sh*t.

Blue eyes looked back at them. Their shirt, now vertically striped, contained two perky globes of flesh. Before they could let out a scream, a loud meow came from behind them! They turned. It was him. Dopey. He yawned then began to claw at their chair.

“Dopey, stop,” they yelled.

Dopey stopped, turned, and opened his tiny mouth to speak.

“I’ll stop when you buy a f*cking shirt.”

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Thank you so much for 100K subscribers, I need to come up with a different goal now. Please buy a shirt, this video will definitely be demonetized lol.

“Dopey, stop.” Shirt:
https://www.bonfire.com/dopey-stop/

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Also, thank you Paige for editing this so well.

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