Voice Impression REQUESTS!!! VOL 4

MORE VOICE IMPRESSION REQUESTS!!

OH look!!! It's that guy who takes forever to make videos that you're subscribed to! Weren't you pretty sure he retired or something? I mean it's only been another 3 months since he last uploaded. (INSERT the "it's been 84 years" Titanic meme here)

Probably been so long you forgot what he looked like. I'll be honest, I had a baby. Not like with my non-existent wife, I just had one on my own. Thought it would be pretty fun. It wasn't. It was quite unpleasant and painful. Unfortunately you can't return them, even with a receipt so I decided to keep it and put it in a room with Kung Fu Panda playing on loop so someday when it grows up it will be a master of Kung Fu and it can save us from doomsday like the avatar, except I won't draw a blue arrow on it's head because I feel like that would possibly cause it to have some self-conciousness issues, you know? Like it would wonder "Why don't all the other kids have blue arrows drawn on their heads??"

Anywhose back to the guy in this video whom you're currently not watching to read this far into the enigma that is his thoughts. Why are ghosts white? Wouldn't it make more sense to be a darker color to better blend into the night time to stalk their enemies? Like Batman has it right, his enemies can't see him, but if a Ghost is haunting me and wants to sneak up on me or something I'm going to see a bright white sheet walking towards me in the middle of the night, you know??

Ok but realz now, sorry it's been a while, yes I said a while, I don't really dig the phrase it's been a minute, it confuzzles me. If someone says I'll be ready in a second or I'll be ready in a minute it means they'll be ready soon, also minute and while both have the same amount of syllables plus while has less letters. See, isn't it confuzzling???

Confuzzling on the other hand makes sense because it's fun to say

P.S. I PINKY promise that it won't take 3 months for the next video

P.S.S. I'm just working on my perfectionismsss
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P.S.S.S. Maybe if i upload a really simple video like me opening a jar of pickles with no context and you guys help it get 58 million views i will then realize "HEY i don't have to be perfectionistic with video making stuffs because they'll like whatever I upload"

P.S.S.S.S. Then maybe i could just start making videos of me opening things and it could be like my thing

P.S.S.S.S.S. Or maybe I can just exploit my Kung Fu Panda raised child and upload 427 vids of it everyday doing baby things

P.S.S.S.S.S.S. Update: ok so apparently you're supposed to feed them

P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. IF YOU'VE READED THIS FAR I HOPE YOU HAD AN AWESOME HALLOWEEN!!!!....which at the time of uploading this was now a full month agao hahahahaaa just randomly say what you were for Halloween in the comments with no context to confuzzle everyone

MUSIC STUFFS:
Scp X3x (I Am Not OK) by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6733-scp-x3x-i-am-not-ok-
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Pixelland Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

There It Is Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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