Why So Blue, Beary?

Introducing Clawed (left) and Beary.

Clawed can't bear to admit it but lately Beary bearly notices him. They were in love once, years ago. They used to call each other honey. Back then, their sex was a wild, animal thing. Beary, never one to pass up a Têd-à-Têd, had been a ferocious lover ... but he had also been loving, been Gentle, Ben kind ...

But now those memories have all gone Fozzie; Clawed and Beary have become "polar" opposites. Even worse, Clawed feels like Beary's trying to placate him -- and he hates being panda'd to. It makes Clawed feel like doing terrible, grizzly things to Beary. He's tried to patch over this Boo-Boo in their relationship, and failed. Now, as he himself says, "A maul out of options."

But Beary just Pooh-Poohs Clawed's protestations, and that truly gives Clawed paws. All things considered, Clawed has furry good reasons for his feelings. After all, what used to be a koala-tee relationship has turned bear-en.

Видео Why So Blue, Beary? канала Jordan Taylor