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Ghost Parade

One night... I was having a dream that I was eating birthday cake with a grasshopper wearing a valet uniform. 

Then I woke up to the blasting bellows of what I assumed to be another black cricket (like the one mentioned 2 weeks ago) somewhere inside my room. 

The initial search via iPhone flashlight failed. And I was feeling frustrated.  

"If this cricket wakes up my children, it's over... the whole day... it's just done." 

Frantic... perhaps approximates the sentiment. 

Of course, this influenced the perception of the cricketing volume... 

getting louder

Moving swiftly like a ninja in the night

I began moving medium-sized objects out of the path towards the source of the sound. 

And when I got there... 

the cricketing jumped to the other side of the room 

louder

At first... I thought it was a ghost. 

Then... "no that's silly... there are just 2 of them"

2 GHOSTS?! I realized. 

LOUDER 

into another corner

almost got it

vanished again...

"C'mn Brent, focus."

(Is it healthy to speak to myself like that?) 

"You're being ridiculous... we're fine"  

The sound was like a siren singing an ominous song of insanity

Hitchcock Hallows Eve Violin Shrill 

Under the bed... my lips almost touching the ground, head turned to the side, stuffed deep in the
corner, wiggling, squiggling.

dust kisses... 

"I've got to focus..." 

"But..."

"who is this "I" anyway?"

the sound vanished again... 

F*k it I'm sleeping on the couch, I've got yoga in 2 hours... 

never fell asleep. Yoga at 5 am. 

It's moments like this that I feel utterly grateful that chiropractic is my drug. Regardless of what
happens outside of adjusting hours... from the time someone is down on the table until the time they leave... I'm in a different reality. 

Like during this video, which might be one of my all-time favorites...

I will take any opportunity possible to talk about natural childbirth. Because if there's one institution that could incite massive positive changes in the US health care system... it's how we treat pregnancy. Many hospitals seem to be operating from a different reality.

And the temperature reading? This time it was dampness bringing us into the same region that the instrument read. And If you've been watching closely, we've previously lined up the instrument with either the tone or digital temp reading too. I could spiral into this concept for 5k characters, but we've got to find out what happened to those crickets.

The L5/ sacrum debate here reminded me of something recently... where the sacrum kept interrupting the staggering voice of L5. After the adjustment, I'm still not sure which one was the primary. JK... I know :-)

My hope for this episode is that the funny time stamp guy identifies when I did a Thanos style cervical adjustment @ 23:32 ... In real reality, I was cracking my fingers.

There was enough content here to make 2 videos. I REALLY APPRECIATED that she was verbally confirming what I was identifying with my hands, almost instantaneously. The prone T-L palpation and left cervical come to mind.

And the pubic adjustment... I actually edited out the part where I said "I never show this bc the internet can't handle it." 

We shall see...

and the Ring Dinger® ... probably the best one I've recorded thus far. 

and I sang to the competitive singer...

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The day after the cricket cacophony and reduced rest, I sought council from Erin, the office manager Jedi. 

After conveying my concern for the cricket community's breeding events occurring in my bedroom, she wisely advised the following. 

"First... get a frog to find the cricket"
then... get a snake to seek the frog"
"Finally... a mongoose to maul the snake"

Me: "Then what do I do with the mongoose?" 
Erin: "Keep it as a pet" 

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After that, I rescued 2 crickets per day for 5 days. 

Then the oracle that is google said that this species lay about 10 eggs per laying. 

And then I saw #11 & #12. 

Which means we have reached a 2nd laying.   

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After yoga, I briefly fell back asleep and into dream reality.

I was sitting with the grasshopper who was now wearing a monocle. 

And I asked...

"Whose birthday is it.... and where are you going with my car?" 

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Speaking of weird things I say and do

BACK YARD GARDEN SOUL RELEASING UPDATE!

And if you've been reading these rants for long enough to know what I'm talking about, you're cool and I love you.

I've been out 4x now. Each time the mass of "lost energy" decreases. So either souls are crossing over, or my subscription to reality has changed

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