Schitt’s Creek Love Song from David Rose to Patrick | WITHOUT A PADDLE | Whitney Avalon
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I adore “Schitt’s Creek” so much that I wrote a song, set after the events of the series, which serves as both a love song from David to Patrick and a tribute to the show! It likely won’t make sense if you haven’t seen this slow-burn, funny, heartfelt, Emmy-sweeping masterpiece, but hey, you can remedy that by watching all six seasons. ;) Or just enjoy the pretty song.
Project was filmed following all safety guidelines.
** CREDITS **
Producer, Director, Writer, Singer: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)
Music Producer, Guitarist: Ben Cohen (https://www.bencohenguitar.com/)
Music Mix, Master: Ryan O’Connell
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp
Assistant Editor: Kate West
Colorist: Ryan K. McNeal
Associate Producer: We Make Movies Inc
Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon
Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com
** LYRICS **
Thanks Patrick. I’m so glad these open mic nights are still a thing, because David and I put something together after a few too many drinks. And he absolutely forbade me from ever singing it publicly -- so here we go!
I’d carry you piggyback up a ridge
Well, not the whole way up, but I'd try for a smidge
In a barn of blouses, you’re a Givenchy chemise
Expert at tax write-offs, escape rooms, and how to fold in cheese
If someone laughs at your spray tan or derrière
I’ll tell them to eat glass or hop a ride on Larry Air
Even when life is feeling bleak and I'm up the freaking creek
Without a paddle, one smile from you can make my week
I’d try to play a sport again if you asked me to
There's no one else I'd rather share it with than you
I’m on your team, but preferably metaphorically
You're super sweet like cinnamon buns for breakfast
More fun and sassy than “A Little Bit Alexis” (vroom vroom)
Your name’s not scatological, that’s a relief
This town has Schitts, Fockers, a few Goodwoods, even a Kweaff (that’s true)
No more spin the bottle, you’re the only one I’d marry
You’ll always be my bébé, my Mariah Carey
Even when life is feeling bleak and I'm up the freaking creek
Without a paddle, I’d sip melon wine without critique
I'd watch all three “The Crows Have Eyes” films straight through
There's no one else I'd rather share it with than you
Being with you is like winning the lottery – but without all the money.
The river of life's not smooth like Amish butter
But our love fast-forwards to success
I'm your happy ending, I’ve set your heart aflutter
And yes you guessed it, you’re simply the best
Did you hear that? I really ‘rose’ to the occasion. Sorry.
So when life is feeling bleak and I'm up the freaking creek
Without a paddle or two
There’s no one else I’d rather share it with…
I feel like I just swept the Emmys whenever I’m with you
Thanks. My work here is done. Oh, looks like the Jazzagals are up next!
** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
If you’re reading this, comment “I hope Dan Levy sees this!” below.
Видео Schitt’s Creek Love Song from David Rose to Patrick | WITHOUT A PADDLE | Whitney Avalon канала Whitney Avalon
▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/0B5XTaYnGfJ730HT3PTMU0
▶ Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/without-a-paddle-a-tribute-to-schitts-creek-single/1550832945
I adore “Schitt’s Creek” so much that I wrote a song, set after the events of the series, which serves as both a love song from David to Patrick and a tribute to the show! It likely won’t make sense if you haven’t seen this slow-burn, funny, heartfelt, Emmy-sweeping masterpiece, but hey, you can remedy that by watching all six seasons. ;) Or just enjoy the pretty song.
Project was filmed following all safety guidelines.
** CREDITS **
Producer, Director, Writer, Singer: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)
Music Producer, Guitarist: Ben Cohen (https://www.bencohenguitar.com/)
Music Mix, Master: Ryan O’Connell
Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter
Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp
Assistant Editor: Kate West
Colorist: Ryan K. McNeal
Associate Producer: We Make Movies Inc
Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon
Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com
** LYRICS **
Thanks Patrick. I’m so glad these open mic nights are still a thing, because David and I put something together after a few too many drinks. And he absolutely forbade me from ever singing it publicly -- so here we go!
I’d carry you piggyback up a ridge
Well, not the whole way up, but I'd try for a smidge
In a barn of blouses, you’re a Givenchy chemise
Expert at tax write-offs, escape rooms, and how to fold in cheese
If someone laughs at your spray tan or derrière
I’ll tell them to eat glass or hop a ride on Larry Air
Even when life is feeling bleak and I'm up the freaking creek
Without a paddle, one smile from you can make my week
I’d try to play a sport again if you asked me to
There's no one else I'd rather share it with than you
I’m on your team, but preferably metaphorically
You're super sweet like cinnamon buns for breakfast
More fun and sassy than “A Little Bit Alexis” (vroom vroom)
Your name’s not scatological, that’s a relief
This town has Schitts, Fockers, a few Goodwoods, even a Kweaff (that’s true)
No more spin the bottle, you’re the only one I’d marry
You’ll always be my bébé, my Mariah Carey
Even when life is feeling bleak and I'm up the freaking creek
Without a paddle, I’d sip melon wine without critique
I'd watch all three “The Crows Have Eyes” films straight through
There's no one else I'd rather share it with than you
Being with you is like winning the lottery – but without all the money.
The river of life's not smooth like Amish butter
But our love fast-forwards to success
I'm your happy ending, I’ve set your heart aflutter
And yes you guessed it, you’re simply the best
Did you hear that? I really ‘rose’ to the occasion. Sorry.
So when life is feeling bleak and I'm up the freaking creek
Without a paddle or two
There’s no one else I’d rather share it with…
I feel like I just swept the Emmys whenever I’m with you
Thanks. My work here is done. Oh, looks like the Jazzagals are up next!
** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
If you’re reading this, comment “I hope Dan Levy sees this!” below.
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