Spider-Man Is (Definitely Not) Murdering People

Sure, Spider-Man has some intense fighting techniques, but there's no way he's ACTUALLY murdering people, right? Right? Brian David Gilbert tries his best to justify some of Spider-Man's more murder-y moves in Marvel's Spider-Man.

Here's 13 non-violent ways that Spider-Man pacifies people:
0:00 Spider-Man does NOT murder
0:23 Electrocution
0:28 Dropping scaffolding on their heads
0:36 Yanking people out of moving cars
0:46 Throwing rockets
0:57 Throwing manhole covers
1:08 Throwing a motorcycle
1:20 Richoting bullets directly at them
1:36 Diving under someone so they get shot instead
1:53 Smacking someone's head on an I-beam
2:12 Snapping neck finisher
2:26 Flinging someone onto their head
2:49 Webbing someone and throwing them into a lake
3:18 Webbing someone onto an exploding truck

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