Dear YouTubers: You're Not a Movie

Why do youtubers think they're movies? They focus more on the cinematic color grade, vintage anamorphic lenses, b-roll of nothing happening, cinema cameras. None of this stuff is even in movies. You're not cinematic, you're in your mom's backyard. Movies aren't full of coffee b-roll, or the journey to starbucks to make coffee b-roll.

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