The Many Mysteries of Grizzco Industries

he better not be a literal goddamn bear

POST SPLATOOON 3 EDIT:
he is a literal goddamn bear
im glad there are some specific things i was right about in this video! for example, the whole thing with grizz's motivations and him being the big bad for splatoon 3, and how golden eggs are a more powerful source of energy (confirmed recently in the splatoon base website) with some other purpose we didnt know of (we now know its a component of fuzzy ooze)
but THAT thing. im never gonna live this down, am i.
i had some faith that the splatoon team wouldn't go with the most obvious, on the nose thing for their big bad they built up for 5 years. but like i said: nintendo game for kids, so yeah, they possibly would do something that straightforward.... and they did. welp.
my final hope/cope was that he was just bear shaped fuzzy ooze and underneath that was some other creature that had merely taken on the form of a bear, but then i finished the secret kettle and yeah. hopes dashed. i wouldn't say this video "aged like milk" since i never ruled out the bear idea and acknowledged my hopes are likely more grounded than whatever insane thing the splatoon team is planning... but i'll take the L.
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Subtitles in Spanish and Catalan by Lluc Riberax https://twitter.com/LlucRiberax

Mr. Grizz Japanese dialogue:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Qqou5Q_L-FOA34FiRl3z4qDYMP1O93JEfArei-13zk8/edit?usp=sharing

---Famitsu articles--

assorted grizzco/salmonid info:
https://www.famitsu.com/news/201803/01152806.html
(my translation of page 4:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S0gKBPk6eWhxX2ZTyaNyiKx8S1pvYrIgw2Ct5WjRwf0/edit)

Octo Expansion/Tartar info:
https://www.famitsu.com/news/201803/01152806.html

stuff about Cap'n Cuttlefish pulled from here: https://www.famitsu.com/news/201509/09087846.html

Grizzco outsourcing their song-writing:
https://www.famitsu.com/news/201711/17145896.html

and for your reference....my obscure lore document:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ajfNw6XgSAFBGgR_12p-3SXJaC9x0NiV8IbA_QldsPI/edit?usp=sharing

despite how i may sound i am not a girl. if you're going to refer to me in third person, please use they/them pronouns. thank you!
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Timestamps
0:00 Introduction
1:21 What do we know about Grizzco Industries?
5:29 The Employees of Grizzco
9:18 Grizzco Gear
11:05 The Motivations of Mr. Grizz?
13:35 The Unused and Untranslated
16:48 Commander Tartar
21:16 DJ Octavio
24:12 The Professor
26:39 Pearl's Dad? Bamboo Hat? Ammoses Shellendorf?
29:17 A Literal Bear
34:06 An A.I. (That isn't Tartar)
35:11 A Water Bear/Tardigrade
36:19 An Octarian
37:09 A Salmonid
37:33 An Inkling
40:08 Closing Thoughts

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