Be Well, John Spartan - Kraken Not Stirred

A song about the 1993 sci-fi movie, "Demolition Man," directed by Marco Brambilla, starring Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes,and Sandra Bullock.

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Lyrics:

Mellow greetings, citizen, what's your boggle?
Could it be you're livin' in this boondoggle
of a future - this brave new world?
I got here and I nearly hurled.

I can't believe it turned out like this.
Somebody put me back in the fridge
'cause I'm a corpsicle from '96
and I'm the baddest motha who ever lived

My name's Simon Phoenix and I'm loaded and locked
I'm all thawed out and I'm ready to rock
I'm a blast from the past and I'm movin' fast
Gotta kill Edgar Friendly 'cause he's too crass

I spent 40 years locked away and froze
But now I know all the security codes
somebody fed me info while I chilled
and now I'm ready for a murder death kill

'cause I'm from another century
and there ain't nobody in this year who can stop me
But wait what am I hearing over the noise?
I know that familiar voice.

Is that John Spartan, could it really be?
I guess they'll let anyone into this century
The sound of my old enemy is music to my ears.
I've dreamed of killin' you for 40 years

I'll use my phaser gun to shower you in glass.
Can't believe they defrosted you to lasso my ass.

"You are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute."
Be well, John Spartan
Be well, John Spartan
When a guy like me has a gun to your head,
Be well, John Spartan, 'cause you'll soon be dead.
Another chance to kill you? outstanding
Now, resonate some understanding.
I'm about to hit you up with some serious action
And I won't make a de-hurtful retraction

You're gonna die, John, yeah, you're gonna go down.
Looks there's a new shepherd in town.
The past is over, time for something new and improved.
It's a matter of tick tocks until your doom.

I'm stronger, I'm faster, I got more knowledge
from the time I spent in corpsicle college.
You spent your time learnin' arts and crafts.
Too bad they didn't teach you how to act

I spent 40 years gettin' badder and better.
You spent your time learnin' to knit sweaters.
Now you can barely fight but you can purl with ease.
All I can say to that is, "Knittah, please."

But your feelings of inadequacy will not linger
'cause you inspire joy-joy feelings in my trigger finger
Now enhance your calm while I do this deed
Simon says "die." Simon says, "Bleed."

"You are now entering the Hall of Violence."

Be well, John Spartan
Be well, John Spartan
When a guy like me has a gun to your head,
Be well, John Spartan, 'cause you'll soon be dead.
What's that fragrance, what's that smell?
Guess you couldn't figure out the three seashells.
And you think you're a lady's man, sir?
Miss Congeniality won't do fluid transfer

Lenina Huxley down at the station
Don't understand the Gravity of the situation
She sees a bit of violence and she's amazed.
How long's she been on the force for? 28 days?

I hope she's updated her will
Because right now is A Time To Kill
She can't handle my kinda psychosis
She oughtta give her Two Weeks Notice

Speaking of people undefendable
Has anyone mentioned you're expendable?
Are you sad 'cause I'm treatin' you with disrepute?
I guess I better stop or your mom will shoot!

I don't mind goin' back to my ice bed,
'cause it's your movies, not your judgement I dread.
Come on, John, there's no need to cry.
Simon says "Bleed." Simon says "Die."

"You are an incredibly sensitive man who inspires Joy-joy feelings in all those around you."

Be well, John Spartan
Be well, John Spartan
When a guy like me has a gun to your head,
Be well, John Spartan, 'cause you'll soon be dead.
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