Cursed Cocktails | How to Drink

These cocktails should not exist. I'm gonna drink them anyway.

These are some of the most disgusting, foul, unholy drinks known to man and today for your pleasure I am making and drinking them. This first one has been having a bit of a twitter moment lately, maybe you've heard of it? It's called Beef Fizz. Let's get going. Beef Fizz apparently comes straight from the pages of Al Hazred's Necronomicon- I mean the 1975 Beverage Companion Guide.
Beef Fizz
1 can of condensed beef broth
.5 oz. -or- 15 ml. Lemon Juice
4 oz. -or- 120 ml. Ginger Ale
Mix
Pour over ice

Next up in this Grand Guignol is a real old time home style classic, Horse Jizz. I'm not naming these things folks.
Horse Jizz
1 part beer
1 part milk
float

And finally we come to the creme de la creme, the cats meow, the bees knees the absolute bottom of the pit in the seventh circle of hell, the Smoker's Cough.
Smoker's Cough
1 oz. -or- 30 ml. Jagermeister
Dollop of mayonnaise

And that is all she wrote.

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